Oh no, life as we know it; is over…

Published by Jeremy Yeo on July 12, 2010 in just another category. 0 Comments

Not really, World Cup 2010 is over. Germany has won…

Not really, Spain is winrrarr!

Iniesta scores.

And the most important lesson everyone learned during the month:

Really in twilight you just see regular teen drama, pale vampire dudes just staring nowhere, hunky werewolves without clothes moping about some girl he thinks he loves and girls that are too slutty to admit they are slutty; no amount of acting required there, fairly typical in my high school.

Now, the World Cup is something else deserving of its individual Oscar ceremony for outstanding roles in Dives, Drops, Dips and Dives. You know what I mean. The Espanyols won the best movie of the year while The Dutch won the really gayly coloured costume award.

Will update blog in 4 years. Goobye.

Chimp forces frog to do something naughty

Published by Jeremy Yeo on November 12, 2009 in Uncategorized. 0 Comments Tags: .

Watch for yourself…there are no words that i can use to describe it except maybe…what??

Raccoon: 1, Man: 0

Published by Jeremy Yeo on April 7, 2009 in Uncategorized. 0 Comments Tags: .

A FEISTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal.

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off,” said a pal.

“That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with.”

Sauce: Toothy raccoon bit off man’s penis | The Sun |News.