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Not really, World Cup 2010 is over. Germany has won…

Not really, Spain is winrrarr!

Iniesta scores.

And the most important lesson everyone learned during the month:

Really in twilight you just see regular teen drama, pale vampire dudes just staring nowhere, hunky werewolves without clothes moping about some girl he thinks he loves and girls that are too slutty to admit they are slutty; no amount of acting required there, fairly typical in my high school.

Now, the World Cup is something else deserving of its individual Oscar ceremony for outstanding roles in Dives, Drops, Dips and Dives. You know what I mean. The Espanyols won the best movie of the year while The Dutch won the really gayly coloured costume award.

Will update blog in 4 years. Goobye.

Two o o eight has passed. What will I remember? Probably nothing significant except that it was 2008. And er I did nothing of significant significance?

Happy new year! Welcome two o o nine. My first resolution for the year is that when I write, I will write 2009 instead of 2008 and when I speak I will say this year and not the next year. I’m sure many people will fail to do this as we are in the wee days of 2009. So that is my single resolution for the year. I might edit this but who knows, 2009 calls for more laziness. 

Common new year resolutions include:

I will eat less. You know it won’t work, so why say it? Because you think it does and at the end of the year you’re 10kg’s heavier than you were before. And then you say daym, I should have eat less. So the resolution should be: I will say “I will eat less”.

I will study harder. Oh really? A new year ushers in new places to go to, new people to meet, and new things to do, so really? I laugh.

I will (insert random desire). I’m lazy. I’ve mentioned above. I wrote too much. You lucky people.

Happy 2008 everyone! I meant 2009 just in case you thought I was an dumb buttock. Buttock is ass okay.