Sheep + LED’s = Awesomo

Jesus what?

According to the local lore, Jesus did not die on the cross at Golgotha. Instead his brother, Isukiri,[1] took his place on the cross, while Jesus fled across Siberia, Alaska, and finally to Aomori, Shingo, Japan, where he became a rice farmer, married, and raised a family.

Sauce: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shingo,_Aomori

Ever “tembak” in mcq test before?

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MCQ exam answers with lol marker comments.